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nerdsandgamersftw:

Beautiful Digital Video Game Artwork

By Justin Currie | Find some of these prints for sale via Society6

(via pczombie)

— 23 hours ago with 3337 notes
#art 
djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

(via headbuttingunicorn)

— 23 hours ago with 129029 notes

au where obama loses his memory and reconnects to his past lives

Obama:Who am I?
FDR:You are the president
Obama:I dont know what that is
Reagan:In order to remember you must regain your American spirit
Lincoln:If you don't, tyranny will engulf the country and you will die
Obama:How do I regain my American spirit?
Clinton:Go to the beginnings. Find freedom
-Washington Appears-
Obama:Are you freedom?
Washington:No, but I can help you find her
Washington:My name is Washington, and i will show you how i became the first president
— 1 day ago with 7074 notes

hejibits:

All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend.

You monster.

(Source: hejibits.com, via headbuttingunicorn)

— 1 day ago with 20087 notes

greatbaytoast:

Not a super macho manly-man? Must be gay

(via marc0-butt)

— 1 day ago with 230 notes
#lol 

you-put-your-left-armin:

Joining a new fandom like am I allowed to reblog this yet or am I not deep enough

(via linneart)

— 1 day ago with 67908 notes

sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

(via marc0-butt)

— 1 day ago with 81534 notes

simplespectating:

tinyfierceandsassy:

obligatorymeangirlsreference:

Well there goes the rest of my life.

The motherboard

YES

(via bbanditt)

— 1 day ago with 109576 notes
mom:can you do me a favor?
me:will you pay me?
mom:why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me:Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
— 1 day ago with 24097 notes

thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

(via headbuttingunicorn)

— 1 day ago with 227448 notes

notchicken:

THERE’S THIS JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT IN MY MATH CLASS AND HE SITS NEXT TO ME AND TODAY I HAD MY HAND RAISED FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES BUT MY TEACHER DIDNT PICK ON ME SO I SAID “notice me senpai” AND THE JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT TURNS TO ME AND STARTS LAUGHING AND HE BARELY SPEAKS ENGLISH AND IM STILL EMBARRASSED

(via headbuttingunicorn)

— 1 day ago with 176079 notes
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via totallysquirrelin)

— 1 day ago with 163315 notes